Embrace your weird self or else… you’ll be a miserable fuck..

I was wandering about late night shifts and what people in security usually do while everyone is finished with their work day. And so I’ve created this imaginary person named Darinko.

Darinko is a guy who loves erotica, love wearing high heel shoes, he worships woman fashion and hates working boots.

He has been this way since 1979. when he lost his beloved wife. She was a tall woman, she had loooooong feet.. So, while mourning the loss of his wife, Darinko decided to wear her close and shoes to “hug” her in a way.
And that move made him love the feeling of tight high heel shoes on his feet.

The freedom to be true who he really is, Darinko decided to work late night shifts in institution as a guard. It’s very boring, this institution, no one has interest in it- so no robbers or intruders are expected. So Darinko has enough time to enjoy to be true to him self.. To be exact 8h a day every day. But still hiding, no full joy there.

//*Darinko is Cinderella in a way, his close friends are close to mice = RATS.//

World loves heroes, right? No. World is a hypocrite. Fakers are acting as heroes, weird is bullied or judged.. When you. let go of that hypocritical set-up life gets brighter, more bearable.

Hope you don’t need to be true to yourself behind closed doors, somewhere in a dark. And I hope you know that we are all weird and somewhat fucked up in mind and need to embrace it.
Embrace your weird shit and make world gasp! 🙂

See you soon!

The scary monster – ADMINISTRATION

As I was making a leap of faith to change a course of my life, to earn money making illustrations or art in general, you must go first trough a maze of administrations …so was I.

No need to tell you how much paper and documentation you need to proof all details, but funny thing is we have this unique number that all institutions like IRS or any other can check all info about you.
That uniques doesn’t do much magic in institutions where people still struggle with sending an email. Also the struggle with bad and user unfriendly programs they use, IT sector just don’t like institutions (IT people are just people, after-all), make things slow.

So, this unique number can save hole a lot of time and paper, but paper is holly and can take a blame for someones unorganised desk at work. If paper get lost_ It is going to elongate frustration, make you lose some extra coins and getting less time to get everything on time.

Time… time is on their side. You are collateral victim.

In order to cope with frantic chaos born from a leap of faith I’ve started to create this character – monster woman from IRS.

Her nails are symbol of time, her messy desk is all about mess in our country in general, card game on her computer is only thing why she has a computer even if she has million unanswered emails, the organisers are archived documentations rejected because they lost one paper or got late…. Oh, and phone doesn’t work – it’s old and wire got cut somehow.

Administration is a monster, bureaucracy is a monster’s mother. Remember it’s like RPG game…. after every level you got to slay a monster so you can go level up and earn a medal or whatever is you earn… 🙂

Btw. I did slay a small monster, hard one is around the corner.. I’m shitting my pants 🙂